Saturday, August 11, 2012


A man ordered for a voice automated car that does anything he tells it to do.
He got the car and started sending it on errands.
He was not able to go out on a day, his wife begged him to instruct the car to go and pick the children from school because she was tired.
The man agreed.
...Man: Car, go and bring my children from school.

The car went and never came back after forty minutes, and the school's walk takes just thirty minutes by leg.
2hrs later and no car so the man dressed up about to go to the police station. He and his wife stood outside when they saw the car coming with overload.
The car parked right in front of them and said "These are your children sir"
In the car was their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neigbours two sons"

Wife: Don't tell me these are all your children.
Husband: Tell me why your children are not inside?

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